It seems to me like every time you turn around there is another Pseudo holiday popping up. Some say it is a scheme by Hallmark, and that could very well be so. But I think that it is a scheme the general public at large in an effort to get stuff. Who needs to wait for birthdays or Christmas any more, just make up a holiday and BAM! You got yourself a tailor made get stuff day. So the next time somebody notifies you that it is “best friend of your cousin on your mothers side twice removed day.” Just remind them what a wonderful holiday that is, and you would love to celebrate it but unfortunately anybody born on the second day of the new moon in a hospital with Q in the name is prohibited from celebrating that particular holiday. But let them know to keep up hope, your cousin on your mothers side twice removed has other cousins.

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