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Nothing Sells Like Mass Hysteria…

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

There are so many things in the news today that don’t really have much bearing in reality, but if you dig deep or look somewhere near the story odds are you will find the price tag. Every good sales person knows that the best way to sell anything is to create the need. How do you sell an anti-tiberosia degasser? You let the consumer know about the recent outbreak of tiberosia in their neighborhood. What’s tiberosia you ask? I have no idea, but neither does the consumer. But it sure sounds bad. Actually, I’m starting to want one of those anti-tiberosia degasser for myself. I’m heading out to see if I can find one. If I find out where to get one I’ll let you know, I’m sure you’re a little concerned now yourself. Gotta go, no time to waste.

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