Or more affectionately titled:
World Domination and Fuzzy Bunny Slippers…

I wouldn’t call myself a recluse because, as far as I know, I have never been cluse before, making it hard to be re-cluse. The fact that I live in a small town is actually quite the opposite of a recluse. I like people, and I have found that you meet more people in a small town than you do in a city. I actually grew up in Denver Colorado, but moved to a small town in Michigan about thirteen years ago and love it.

People often ask me, “where in the world do you come up with this stuff?” Well, it’s easy. Like most people of the super persuasion I was exposed to radioactive isotopes at a young age endowing me with a superhuman skew on reality. It’s like my super power. I like to traverse the globe from my computer sharing a slightly slanted view on the world at large. When you look at the world through a kaleidescope reality takes on an interesting shape. But never fear, I will only use this power for good and never evil. Unless total world domination has a good benefits package and weekends off. Besides, I doubt if anybody would take seriously a global dictator in fuzzy bunny slippers. Wouldn’t you agree?